FUN THINGS TO DO WHILE DRIVING:
At traffic lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. with a look of fear and lock your doors.
stop @ green lights.
Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
Wave @ plp often. if they wave back, offer an angry look & an obscene gesture.
restart ur car every stop light.
hang numerus car-fresheners on the rear-view mirror. talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY:
everyone u meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places u wouldn't expect tentacles to be grown from.
plp stay away from u whenever they hear u howl.
u laugh out loud during funerals.
u begin to stop & consider all of the blades of grass uve stepped on as a child, &worry that their descendants r going to one day seek revenge.
u have meaningful conversations with ur toaster.
u argue with urself about which is better: 2 be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.
u try 2 make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity
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2007-03-05 11:18:51 · 13 answers · asked by Rosenrot_663 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Get off the prescription drugs
2007-03-05 11:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Im gunna try making a funny face next time...With my luck it will probably be someone i know.:P
2007-03-05 11:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think i will try some of these. i like the car fresener one lol. good times.... :)
2007-03-05 11:44:42 · answer #3 · answered by just fine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't read this, I was laughing too hard
2007-03-05 11:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by jx2_11 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dang that is some crazy stuff if i saw people doing this i would run lol
2007-03-08 13:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by just wandering 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao... cute.... funny very funny thnx for the laugh man
2007-03-05 11:27:20 · answer #6 · answered by Mishy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
2007-03-05 11:24:45 · answer #7 · answered by Ali 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur insane
hahaha
2007-03-05 11:33:45 · answer #8 · answered by !!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!thats very funny!!
2007-03-05 11:22:57 · answer #9 · answered by need answers & can give them,too 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-05 11:29:30 · answer #10 · answered by m.j h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋