Are you even serious? First Mr. Miyagi kills Mickey by ripping his throat out, then he and Daniel-san gang up on Rocky. Daniel unleashes a barrage fist to the face (think drum technique from Karate Kid 2), he spins Rocky around just in time to catch a crane kick to the jugular from Mr. Miyagi. Needless to say, the Rock is done at this point, Daniel and Mr. Miyagi proceed to urinate on his face, then Mr. Miyagi tears out his spincter and wears it around as a pinky ring.
2007-03-08 14:55:06
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answered by kimmie315 2
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Come on, Miagi took out all of Cobra Kai, then trained the million dollar baby to be a karate expert, he would take Rocky and Mick by himself whille the Karate Kid wonders why he turned the paycheck of a fourth movie and let some chick take over the series
2007-03-06 10:00:04
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answered by gunkinthedrain 3
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this would be a most amazing fight since mickey is dead.
can you a zombie mickey fighting mr. miagi??? totally a crazy action/horror film! you know mickey would win
and since rocky is bigger than the karate kid, rocky would just sit on him for a while. then he would feel bad for doing that and start teaching the kid how to box philadelphian style.
then the kid would turn on the older rocky and try to kick his butt but enter clubber lang to save the day along with thunderlips for good measure
and you know that adrian would fall in love with rocky all over again at the end of the show
2007-03-08 09:53:31
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answered by j p 4
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Rocky would wipe the floor with the Kid. Micky vs Miagi would be a classic that would rival Ali/Frazier. Mick would come off the canvass from a couple knock downs and eventually catch Miagi for the KO shades of Carbajal/Gonzales or Corralas/Castillo.
Fun question, thanks for the laughs.
2007-03-05 21:46:59
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answered by blogbaba 6
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I would have to go with Rocky and Micky. Micky would be the difference. Miaggi would have the kid cleaning his house, while Micky would have Rocky eating lightning and craping thunder. Rock might shoot a lightning bolt out of his *** and kill the kid.
2007-03-06 05:23:10
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answered by nypokerplayer 4
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i see miyagi putting rocky under some kind of spell by holding up his fingers in front of rock's face. rock is entranced and fascinated by this eastern mind trick wanders off talking to himself and swinging at the air....in a fit of revenge, mickey seeks out the karate kid and yells at him, scaring the crap out of him so badly that he just forgets all his training, as usual, and runs away crying to his mother. miyagi then has to seek out mick and, in the biggest showdown since yoda met the emperor, the two go at it...eastern mysticism vs philly-style street fighting. for half an hour, miyagi kicks the snot out of mickey and has him out on his feet until mickey surprisingly gets him in a head lock and thumbs him in one eye and shhhhhhpits in the other. miyagi screams out in pain because of this dishonorable tactic and mickey delivers a hay-maker from the south of philly that knocks miyagi out cold...then, sadly, before he can enjoy his victory, mickey has another heart attack and dies!
2007-03-06 17:42:50
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answered by The Dark Knight 3
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i think we can all agree that they wouldn't fight between themselves but the four of them would have to team up in order to save the streets of philadelphia from the penguin and the riddler
2007-03-05 19:20:06
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answered by Joe M 2
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