Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
2007-03-05 10:44:55 · 25 answers · asked by Ana♥Banana 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahhhahahahhhhahahah
hehe
teeeeheeeee
muhahhaha
harrrrk harrk
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hahaha
lskdjfl;aksdjfl;askdjf;slakfj;aslkdfjs;dlasldkfj ahahah
i get it
2007-03-05 11:43:51 · answer #1 · answered by heyy sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats a good one, i almost heard all the lil johnny jokes but this one is new nice! very funny
2007-03-05 11:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by Daisy! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLOL it's true though isn't it?
(escpecially Clintons but let's not go there because i was the future then.)
2007-03-05 11:11:10 · answer #3 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... that's the best political/dirty (diper...) joke i've heard in a long time :D terrific
2007-03-05 10:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive herd it like 50 times but its still funni. love it! rulez yo!
2007-03-05 10:57:31 · answer #5 · answered by :P:P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it a million times already but i like it more every time! it's so hilarious!
2007-03-05 11:14:40 · answer #6 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True stuff is the funniest.
2007-03-05 10:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I love little johny jokes they are the best ever!!
2007-03-05 11:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that's funny
2007-03-05 10:52:44 · answer #9 · answered by person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome. Keep up the jokes!!!!!
2007-03-05 10:57:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋