Three men were being punished by twenty lashes each.
The man with the whip said to the first man, "ok, you can have something on your back to dull the pain".
"I'll have oil on my back", he said, the whipping starts,
and he screams in agony.
Ok, Wilson, your turn, what do you want on your back?
"I don't want nothing on my back, bring em in"!
The whipping starts, "keep em coming", says Wilson, "eighteen, ninteen, twenty, huh! -----Didn't feel a thing"
The last man's turn came, what do you want on your back?
ME-------------"I WANT WILSON ON MY BACK"!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, ok, just think yourself lucky you didn't get the end of the joke first. That's the way I usually tell them;-)
2007-03-05 10:25:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you, markhatte, people usually laugh, because I get it so wrong!
2007-03-05 19:32:16 · update #1
I thought you told it perfectly
have a gold star
2007-03-05 18:56:14 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-03-05 20:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
2007-03-05 10:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not heard that and its great 10/10 well done!! :)
2007-03-05 10:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by Dan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the old jokes r da best 1s eva
2007-03-05 10:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one. I must say I haven't heard this one before. :)
2007-03-05 10:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by .:: Vanilla Bean ::. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it ..but like it ..
Dr Bad
2007-03-06 11:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny! haven't heard that one!
2007-03-05 10:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by Nics 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually haven't heard this before.. real funny
thanks
2007-03-05 10:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by mayo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that was great keep them comming
2007-03-05 11:21:44 · answer #10 · answered by dd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋