A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now
that
Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel
good
and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem when suddenly the door bell rang. Before Grandma could say anything, the little boy ran fast to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
2007-03-05 10:22:09 · 17 answers · asked by oh snap! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hehehe nice one.... really nice...
2007-03-05 10:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by Sunnydays_r_here_again 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute. Im telling my mom this joke
2007-03-05 18:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by Together 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a kernal of a good joke there but needs much rewriting to get rid of much of the upfront part of the story and concentrate on banging and the explanation to the preacher. in fact i would like to rewritte so the preacher is the boyfriend. or a dog, a coon hound.fart jokes always make people laugh out loud.
2007-03-05 18:28:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Did the minister's family sue?
Did he have any injuries?
2007-03-05 18:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
some crazy person just gave everyone thumbs downs lol
2007-03-05 18:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by E.T.01 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
for some reason that one got me in fits of laughter lol
2007-03-05 18:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by Peace 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great one
2007-03-05 18:25:10 · answer #7 · answered by peg42857 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol. Inappropriate but very funny.
2007-03-05 18:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ROTFLMAO. That's hilarious.
2007-03-05 18:27:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That made me laugh!!!
2007-03-05 18:24:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋