A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now
that
Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel
good
and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem when suddenly the door bell rang. Before Grandma could say anything, the little boy ran fast to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
2007-03-05 10:18:15 · 10 answers · asked by oh snap! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heheheh...good 1 have a great week........
2007-03-05 10:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
Nice!
2007-03-05 19:24:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh snap 4 sure!
2007-03-05 18:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2007-03-05 18:23:14 · answer #4 · answered by Moon Crystal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-03-08 21:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
2007-03-05 22:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-05 18:22:11 · answer #7 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so cute ;)
2007-03-05 18:21:47 · answer #8 · answered by Ana♥Banana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.....
2007-03-05 18:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by JustJen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-03-05 18:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋