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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under the water for over 5 minutes, then she hangs him. 3 minutes later they go out to eat together... how can this be?

2007-03-05 10:04:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

it is because she "shot" a picture of him and then developed it and hung it to dry.

2007-03-05 10:07:13 · answer #1 · answered by ddot2882 6 · 9 0

She takes a photo, immerses the film in developing fluid for over 5 minutes and hangs it up in the dark room, before they go out for a nice cosy dinner together.

2007-03-05 18:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by rosie recipe 7 · 0 0

she shoots him (meaning: she takes a picture of him)
holds him under water (she is devoloping the PICTURE of him)
hangs him (hangs up the devoloped picture)
and they go out to eat (she goes out to eat w/ the real husband, not the picture!)

2007-03-05 18:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by s3xy_pookie 2 · 0 0

She 'shoots' him a glance of love. She gives him a bath. Then she 'hangs' him proudly on her arm, as they go out to dinner.

2007-03-05 18:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by Doctor J 7 · 0 0

She shoots him with a shampoo bottle. She holds him under the shower water. She helps him with his neck tie. ....Or...she's God.

2007-03-05 18:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by oracleofohio 7 · 0 0

she takes a photo, develops it and hangs it but this technology is so ancient that the joke would be very tricky for younger generations

2007-03-05 19:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by person 2 · 0 0

if he doesn't die,she holds him under a GLASS of water,then they eat. i'm sorry,i'm never good at these things

2007-03-05 18:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by srsa46 2 · 0 0

she shot a picture of him because that is the process for making pictures.

2007-03-05 19:21:28 · answer #8 · answered by need answers & can give them,too 2 · 0 0

she shoots his picture
develops it
hangs it to dry

2007-03-05 18:08:05 · answer #9 · answered by nurse_driller 3 · 0 0

It happened b'coz she was a photographer...

2007-03-05 18:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by BAD GUY 4 · 0 0

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