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1. There is an electric train going north, which way does the smoke go?

2. A rooster laid an egg is it a boy or a girl?

3. There is a plane going from Italy to Canada it crashes on the border of Canada and the United States, where do you bury the survivors?

2007-03-05 09:59:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

1. Electric...no smoke
2. Rooster...no egg
3. Survivors...no burial....

2007-03-05 10:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by Rockit 5 · 2 0

1. Because the train is electric, there is no smoke.

2. Roosters don't lay eggs.

3. You don't bury survivors...they're alive!!

2007-03-05 10:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

1. Electric trains don't blow smoke.
2. a rooster is male
3. you dont bury survivors

2007-03-05 10:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by cindy1576 4 · 0 0

1 electric = no smoke
2 roosters= no eggs (boy)
3 survivors= no burial

2007-03-05 10:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by lollypop8493 3 · 0 0

1. Electric train...no smoke
2. Rooster...no egg
3. Survivors...no burial....

2007-03-05 10:04:58 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 4 · 1 0

1. It's electric so no smoke comes out
2.Roosters don't lay eggs, chickens do.
3. You don't bury survivors because they're alive!

Nice riddles, I know people have heard them before but i still like them!

2007-03-05 10:08:14 · answer #6 · answered by livelaughlove™ <3(: 5 · 1 0

1. electric trains don't have smoke
2. a rooster can't lay eggs
3. survivors survive, they didn't die

2007-03-05 10:09:29 · answer #7 · answered by gratisfaction. 5 · 1 0

1. ther is no smoke its eletric

2. the rooster is a boy

3.in italy most likely?

2007-03-05 10:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by bennyshreds 2 · 0 1

1 - no smoke

2 - roosters don't lay, hens do

3 - you don't bury survivors

2007-03-05 10:27:19 · answer #9 · answered by rosie recipe 7 · 0 0

1 electric trains don't have smoke
2 a roster is male don't lay eggs
3 you never ever bury some one who is alive lol

pretty funny though

2007-03-08 13:30:28 · answer #10 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0 0

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