2007-03-05 09:33:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They don't.
2007-03-05 09:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by Angelz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you ask some of them how they managed it?
Maybe they are man enough to kneel down and pray in front of St Peter when they get there?...and they might enjoy it too!
Maybe they slip St Peter a few dollars...you know how doormen are!
Maybe God loves gays contrary to the exaggeratedly anti-gay misinterpretations of Bible scripture.
Maybe there is no God and no heaven so you are worrying about nothing.
Maybe you should really be worrying about how you will con your own way into heaven and stop speculating about gays if you are not gay yourself.
2007-03-05 09:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor dear homosexuals...
if they see St. Peter... he is a con man. If there are pearly gates to greet them... then on the other side is unquencable fire.
Those who are saved are "greeted" by our Lord Jesus, Himself... who will commend us and really see us for who and what we are. If we are blood-bought, He knows... if we are self- bought... He won't be there, but some sham of a guy to begin the torture.
2007-03-05 09:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get to sit on Jesus's shoulder while handing Saint Peter a copy of "Footprints in the Sand" :)
2007-03-08 03:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably masquerades as a married guy who got killed in a car accident. Works better if a willing dead woman goes with 'em.
Both killed at same time, in the same car.
2007-03-05 09:43:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same way Christians sneak across the river Styx...
2007-03-05 09:38:44 · answer #6 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard of the term "Reach Around"? :P
2007-03-05 09:37:16 · answer #7 · answered by DimensionalStryder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They slip in through the back door.
2007-03-05 09:37:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I've wondered how Jesus made it to heaven as well.
2007-03-05 09:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by dmlk2 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
apparently you're trying to learn to do the same?
2007-03-05 09:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to know? *cough* closet case *cough*
2007-03-05 09:36:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋