My first memories as a child are of mothers with their own children in prams looking at me with a jealous admiration.
My mother would be chatting to her friends whilst their children wouldbe trying to undo the straps of their buggie and get closer to me in mine.
Three words stick in my mind: "isn't he gorgeous"
I have had thousands of women in my life but my extreme good looks have proven to be a barrier to any long term relationship.
Women would often fight over me and men beat me up .when I was young.Isoon relialized that I would have to take up body building but this unfortunately only added to my beauty: both men and womenwould lust after me .
I am now in my fifties and my good looks remain.I have a good head of hair and hardly a line on my face.
But for me life has been a torment.
So all you ugly guys don't envy me
Count yourself lucky
2007-03-05 09:04:40 · 30 answers · asked by mickeok 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hahahahaha...very funny.
Whaa? Is there a two drink minimum here, too?!!!
LMAO
2007-03-05 09:08:05 · answer #1 · answered by Bathroom Graffiti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From the sounds of you u are tired because u have been lusted after for nearly all ur life if i am correct. My friend i have read all the other replies to ur queston and i see how the people mocked u. But listen i think that u feel unlovede as as result of all the lust in ur life. But remember true beauty lies on the inside if u want to be loved u have to carry urself in a dignified manner. Show their is kore to you than abs looks and ***. Remember a man who thinks with is brain is more likely o be greatter than one with his penis. and don'call other guys ugly *****; although i have to admit i laughed.
2007-03-05 17:15:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeezus christ dude... I am not that good lookin but I have been in a 3 year relationship and am currently in a 2-1/2 year relationship or it will be 2 years and 6 months on March 11th... It's sad because you aint got no game it sounds like, looks aint everything, it's whats inside that matters, and well it seems like your a thick skulled, vain, no game, wanna be player to me
2007-03-05 17:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHHHHHHH my god! You cannot really be that conceited and in love with yourself can u? Do u scream out your OWN name at the moment of the BIG O????? Good God! I think its why u really dont have a long lasting relationship! You love yourself entirely too much and much more than u could love anyone else! I have had problems with my looks but I have never really considered myself hot but have been told men r too intimidated to approach me because of my looks. My hubby barely talked to me until I talked first cuz he thought I was out of his league- but see- thats a difference I DONT SEE MYSELF THAT WAY! Im not in love with myself! You need a serious reality check!
2007-03-05 17:45:28 · answer #4 · answered by cstinkerbell6969 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say your deluded and are going through a mid life crisis, but your way past the mid way line mate, bet you still put your teeth in a glass by the side of the bed at night, even you cant be that beautiful!
2007-03-05 17:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by The Original Highbury Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For real, i feel your pain!!!! Life sucks sometimes huh but you could always have cosmetic surgery to mash up your looks, not to worry though your getting on a bit now so your looks will start to fade, where as for me i have to still live with the nightmare of being young and beautiful....damn, pass me the prozac!
2007-03-05 17:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has its drawbacks. I know personally! I am told I'm beautiful all the time. People who are jealous tell me the most negative things. It brings the most negative people in your life. It makes you stronger though. God gave everyone beauty but you and
I were blessed with it physically. Think of this even though it has its drawbacks it also has it advantages. Now go find them!
2007-03-05 17:14:37 · answer #7 · answered by Music Makerr :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this to be true.
I was once concidered very "pretty" but age and illness have dimmed my appearance. Fortunately, I have a big heart and a great sense of fairness.
Good luck in teaching others of beauty how to avoid your pitfalls.
2007-03-05 17:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by mrscmmckim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are soooo beautiful why do you not have a photo of yourself next to your question? Or are you just trying to make the ugly people feel better?
2007-03-05 17:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by Foxy Chick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...what? I didn't realize this was story-telling day on here. I will have to figure out the schedule so I can escape into fantasy world too!
2007-03-05 17:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by intewonfan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah. yeah, heard it all before. most people have got something attractive about them. and everyone has got different tastes so you may be hot to one person but not another, sorry your life has been so hard(ha,ha) seriously i have dated very attractive guys ( who i consider attractive) and i have felt uneasy because i felt i had to be perfect all the time so as i could match them and it became boring
2007-03-05 17:43:18 · answer #11 · answered by karen333342 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋