Who will sit at my side and praise me?
What else shall be in my teachings?
Who wants a bottle of Coors?
Where will the Pork pie be in my teachings?
2007-03-05 07:53:46 · 29 answers · asked by Robb the B.D.C. 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cheeses of shaggereth..??
I will sit by your side and quaff ale till your word is spread...
The teachings of the good books (razzle, mayfair....etc)
Yes please..!!
Pork pie from Desmonds or the savoury variety..??
2007-03-05 08:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by spy1ke 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So my religion of Beer, Cheese and Morally casual pursuits needs a name. What shall I call it?
Who will sit at my side and praise me?
What else shall be in my teachings?
Who wants a bottle of Coors?
Where will the Pork pie be in my teachings?
I had to copy your question so I could get the main points
You could call it
BIG BELLY BUDDY'S R US or Big Cheese Matters
or ME LOVE DA CHEESE or Less Morals More Cheese or More Beech Which if i wasn't so stoopid could be a play on words.
OK the other questions.
1. People with beer guts and high cholesterol
2. You must teach people how to spit in spittoons, play pool And scratch their bottoms.
3. I have no idea what a bottle of Coors is
4. Obviously the pork pie contains the power which only you can extract with your special cheese cutter. So people have to give you dosh to do this.
2007-03-05 08:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by : 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Robb. Before you sell the franchises, one important question needs to be asked......... What type of cheese ? None of that snotty French stuff, only English regional cheeses will do. Coors beer will have to go, it has no class, and tastes vile. Real Ale for a real religion; leave the beer to me. I have recently started a new religion, similar to your proposal ,( but without the cheese dogma) called the` Begetters`. The rules are simple, but very tiring, Sunday is truly a day of rest. Good luck with the new belief system, it is a growth industry and we should make the most of it before people discover education. 100$ in post (for beer research purposes).
2007-03-05 10:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by ED SNOW 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about BCM.
I will if you give me a beer and some cheese.
Your teachings should be- don't get up until you have finished the beer and eaten all the cheese.
Can Coors be optional?
I don't like pork pies!
I'm not sure if I am so keen on this new BCM religion after all.
2007-03-05 08:06:25 · answer #4 · answered by mother sensible 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What shall you call it?
The Worldwide Church of Bacchanalia
Who will sit at your side and praise you?
This I can't answer, I have no crystal ball.
What else shall be in your teachings?
Host orgies in honor of the Greek god Dionysus. As to the rest of your teachings, they're your teachings, so you'd have to decide what they will be.
Who wants a bottle of Coors?
Anyone who likes it, I guess.
Where will the pork pie be in your teachings?
Perhaps as part of the orgies, hehe?
2007-03-05 08:46:44 · answer #5 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
College
2007-03-05 07:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by Hamlette 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are NOT following the TRUE path. You make a mockery of religion.
I will splinter off - Protest, if you will -
Who wants a pint of Meantime Porter?
Guyere? Brie & Gouda?
Prime Rib? Tri-Tip? Lobster?
Who will donate to my chuch? Praise me?
Follow the TRUE teachings...?!
2007-03-05 08:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by The Hero Inside 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 7 day weekenders.
lose the pork pie tho,its just mystery meat in a crusty hold all.
2007-03-05 08:20:09 · answer #8 · answered by Fran G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Name it after Mrs Bad Grumbles
2007-03-05 08:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by Steve 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alcoholism
2007-03-05 07:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋