2007-03-05 07:32:32 · 14 answers · asked by The What Should I do? Retard 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Set up a bomb snare. Next time the motherfuckers approach, they'll become floating feathers
2007-03-05 07:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville III 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me get this straight: The BIRDs keep eating all the BIRDseed you put in the BIRDfeeder. What is the problem? Isn't that why you put the birdseed there, to attract the birds?
2007-03-05 16:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by allenbmeangene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a cat in the bird feeder. This will solve the problem.
2007-03-05 07:36:55 · answer #3 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The birds aren't the only possessors of birdbrains here
2007-03-05 07:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well eat the birds.
2007-03-05 07:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot them one at a time. I use my bird feeder as a cheap supply of cat food
2007-03-05 07:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about creating a market for birdshit?
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2007-03-05 08:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put some c4 in the bird feeder and wait!!!
and then explode!!
2007-03-05 07:45:50 · answer #8 · answered by its not gay if... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop putting your food out there for them to get, you birdbrain.
2007-03-05 07:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next time, add some cyanide.
2007-03-05 07:37:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋