I just ate my breakfast and got ready for work. When I got to the garage, I found my 2 year old Keying the side of my volkswagen beetle. I grabbed him up and throttled the little terror. My wife came out wondering what was going on. I told her what the little dipstick did. I put him down and as he clutched his teeth I gave him the gears. I told him that he was starting bug me. My wife said to calm down that he was just exhausted from horsing around.So, I put my self in full reverse and stormed in the house mumbling. that kids drives me crazy. I was in low gear from that. I needed another coffee. So, I sat down and shifted sideways to grab the coffee cylinder. As I drank my coffee I reclined in my chair and got the wheels turning in my head. What to do? I could take the belt to him but thought better of it. So, I told myself not to be so hard on the little sportster. He's got licence to be a boy once. I went to the car, got in and pulled out. Before I left I said to my son, Bye Herbie.
2007-03-05 07:32:13 · 4 answers · asked by zzap2001 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok-that was weird. I would really hope that you would not hit your child or any child for that matter.
2007-03-05 07:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by buzyb 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats nice
2007-03-05 15:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by amber 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's horrible
2007-03-05 15:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by Tiny little hot one 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
beep, lol
2007-03-05 16:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋