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A man walks into a morgue to see a dead man. The mortician says "I'm sorry, only family members are allowed to see the deceased". To which the man replies, "I am related to this man and I must see him". The mortician asks how the man is related and the guy answers; "brothers and sisters, I have none, but this guys father is my fathers son." The man is allowed to see the deceased. How are they related?

2007-03-05 07:26:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

DcubeD is the winner. You didn't over complicate it.

2007-03-05 11:16:37 · update #1

15 answers

Deceased is the son of the man answering.

2007-03-05 07:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I`m afraid you asked the riddle wrong,this riddle is an old classic and in its original form it goes :-A man points to a portrait on the wall and says to his friend "Brothers and sisters have I none but that mans father is my fathers son",who is the picture of?- and the answer was that it was the portrait of the man who was asking.It doesn`t work with morgue because the man who wants to see the deceased would also BE the deceased.

2007-03-05 16:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by danny261178 3 · 0 0

Step Brother

2007-03-05 15:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 0 0

they aren't related...

...it's just that having some guy answer you in verse at a morgue freaked the mortician out, so he let him in.

I think that also happened in Florida:
My name is Howard, they say
My middle initial is K
I want to see the body
Of she who once was a hottie
But now is just silicon decay.

2007-03-05 15:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dead guy is the man's son

2007-03-05 15:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by Busta 5 · 0 0

He is pointing to himself, so the dead man is his father.

2007-03-05 16:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by angelofmusic387 2 · 0 0

omg this took me FOREVER to figure out good one
the answer is that the man is the uncle of the dead man or the dead man is the other mans nephew

2007-03-05 15:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by tower.over.me 3 · 0 1

The dead guy is Great Grampa.

2007-03-05 15:34:25 · answer #8 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0 0

is the deceased the man's nephew?
♥♥

2007-03-05 15:32:21 · answer #9 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0 0

It's his nephew. But he would still have a half brother. So either you told it wrong, or I missed something.

2007-03-05 16:02:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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