Is Satan at fault for my seminal backage? Seriously, it's been 4 months since I've seen a naked woman in person. Will Jesus forgive me for not going forth and preaching my "good word?"
2007-03-05 07:01:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm sorry sweetie...too bad you live in Michigan. ;)
2007-03-05 07:12:38 · answer #1 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought Satan wants you to have as much sex as you like. Blame it on the other guy. Satan just told me right now not to pass the blame on him but on God instead rotflmao.
2007-03-05 15:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan, in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, get thee behind me.
2007-03-05 15:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by docholiday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Satan is at fault.
2007-03-05 15:06:20 · answer #4 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's just because girls don't like you. Get a haircut, and take a shower.
2007-03-05 15:04:48 · answer #5 · answered by bigbuttkoolaid 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋