In Honor of Stupid People . . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me time?)
2007-03-05 06:43:59 · 9 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
2007-03-05 06:44:54 · update #1
Hilarious lol. nice and clean thank you.
2007-03-05 06:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by Salaama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As funny as these warning labels are, the stupid thing is the companies that make these products have to put these labels on their products otherwise they get sued. IE: There actually was a person who tried to steam their clothes because they were running late for work. They ended up in the hospital with third degree burns because the genius was wearing the clothes they were trying to steam. Or, swanson was sued because there was a person who claimed they got burned from one of their frozen dinners. I'm sorry but if you can't figure out that cooking something in a microwave is going to make it hot, your an idiot that should just eat sandwiches.
2007-03-05 15:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by lphusa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gurl, that hit the spot.
Okay, the food processor, other than for food, could be use to blend lotions, soaps, gardening [potting soil blends]. Have you ever gone into a Bath Junkie store. They use the shake/malt drink mixers to mix those blends.
2007-03-05 14:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm rolling on the foor & can't stop laughing! A great one 10/10
2007-03-05 14:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but i do love reading how stupid people can be
i have another one, on a packet of nuts it says may contain nut traces( ermm well what do you think i bought them for???)
2007-03-05 15:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by skellyskeldon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats soo funny i saw that before i think but it still was amazing lol
2007-03-05 15:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by tower.over.me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's not showing much confidence in the consumer, is it? LOL.
Good One! Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-05 15:47:32 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed soooooooooo hard, I almoost cried. Thanks for making my day better.
2007-03-05 15:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So sad.
2007-03-05 15:00:43 · answer #9 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋