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Help the gopher came in and painted my toenails again? What do i do he stole the nail polish remover, and it looks like i've got toenail fungus!

2007-03-05 06:30:26 · 4 answers · asked by i hate undies! 4 in Health Diseases & Conditions Skin Conditions

4 answers

Fire the Gopher!

2007-03-05 06:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by Rhonda B 6 · 1 1

I know it sounds gross, but you will have to start smearing dog poop on your feet before you go to bed. Gophers are terrified of dogs, and the smell will scare him away.

Also, the poop will fertilize the fungus, and you can have fressh mushrooms in the morning!

LOL

2007-03-05 14:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by B H 3 · 0 0

oh my god run out quick and buy some more.run as fast as you can. before your toe drops off.run run run

2007-03-05 14:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

GO BUY ANOTHER REMOVER AND PUT IT OUSIDE SO HE CAN;T FIND IT THIS TIME..TELL HIM YOUR GONNA DIVORCE HIM IF HE DON;T CHILL FOR AWHILE,,,

2007-03-05 14:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 0 1

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