YOU CAN'T SAY WE DO NOT KEEP OUR PROMISE!
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
died, he said to his wife, " When I die, I want you to take all my
money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
afterlife with me. " And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the
ceremony,just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the
wife said, " Wait just a minute! "
She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled
it away.
Her friend said, " I know you weren't foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband. "
The loyal wife replied " Listen, I ' m a Christian; I can ' t go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in That Casket with him. "
" You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!? "
"I sure did " said the wife.
" I got it all together, put it into my
account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it. "
2007-03-05 05:49:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart woman!
2007-03-05 05:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-09 05:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by shailendra s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is why I love women so much. I thank you for sharing the words you wrote there, very smart, and hilarious lol.
2007-03-05 06:15:38 · answer #3 · answered by Salaama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its was ok, its hard to pull off christian clean jokes. i assume you are a christian why else would tell such a clean joke. with a underlying message of when you die?you cant take it with you? iam wright arent i, i have busted you!!!
2007-03-05 06:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darn Skippy! he he...nice way to get even with that old miser!
2007-03-05 05:52:54 · answer #5 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one, I loved it!
2007-03-06 21:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Kanchi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! That was sooooooooooo cute.
2007-03-05 06:16:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good joke
2007-03-05 21:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I don't think she has to worry! LOL.
Great joke!
2007-03-05 08:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still good
2007-03-05 05:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋