Would Jesus have left a trail as he blazed across the universe? Could we track him by his energy signature?
2007-03-05 05:47:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Love the answers so far, Christians just do not get it. If heaven is on a different plane of existence, then why would he have taken his physical body? There would have been no need to take his physical body, except if the story is made up and someone like Joseph of Arimathea moved the body out of the tomb secretly, and the disciples believed that the body ascended to heaven. There is no logical point for Jesus to take his body as it would not have been able to cross over to another dimension.
2007-03-05 05:58:23 · answer #1 · answered by corona001500 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to meet a scientist who can create a telescope powerful enough to see to "Infinity". In fact, my twisted scientific conclusion is that the Universe is round. In which case we'd need 'Universal Satilites' to view the opposite side of the Universe.
What if Heaven is infinantly small? Again, finding a microscope powerful enough to view small infinity would be impressive too.
2007-03-05 13:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dawg, I've been looking for that bastard for 3 years now! He showed up as a homeless man one day, and asked if I could help him out with $3.50. I gave it to him, and then he told me he was Jesus testing me! BUT HE STILL TOOK MY $3.50!!!
I spend every night after work scanning the sky looking for that Jewish crook that has my $3.50. I've got a big AM transmitter to yell at him when I find him. I'll be like:
"Oh motherf***in' yeah! I gotcha b****!!! You can't run! You CAN'T run!!!"
2007-03-05 13:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't much beyond Connecticut from here with a telescope, how would I be able to see Heaven?
2007-03-05 13:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ascended to Heaven... yes... Heaven ins't in this universe nor in our plane of existance. So such a venture would not prove fruitful.
2007-03-05 13:50:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's tough to find an interdimensional telescope.
2007-03-05 13:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think we have a telescope that will work. Okay - I'll be positive - We don't have a telescope that's good enough.
2007-03-05 13:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you won't need a telescope when he comes back.
2007-03-05 13:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by pepsiolic 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
omg
2007-03-05 13:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋