Im making a top 100 list...if i can get that many...and i am going to send my best girl friend and my little brother to club europe in atlanta on Friday night...just to see peoples reactions....please submit your best!!!
2007-03-05 05:03:52 · 16 answers · asked by ♥NICOLE♥ 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
2007-03-05 05:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again.
Can I have your number? I lost mine.
Is that a keg in your pants cause I'm dying to tap that.
Look at all those curves and me with no brakes.
Nice legs what time do they open?
Hey baby can I get some fries with that shake?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile?
Is it hot in here is it just you?
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You musta been born on a chicken farm cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
I have the F,C, and K now all I need is U.
Were those pants made in space cause your *** is out of this world.
Are you related to a screen door? Cause I want to bang you all night.
Do you like duck meat? Well duck down and get you some.
Do you got any (insert your last name) in you? Well do you want some.
Ever been down south? Can I go.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
you remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride you
They say kissing is the language of love. Want me to read War and Peace to you?
I like older men. They’re so grateful
Let’s go somewhere we can be alone. Ah, there doesn’t seem to be anyone on this couch
You've been a bad boy go to my room.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
Is that enough or do you need more.
2007-03-05 13:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by Kimmie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was drunk...and the girl I was hittin on was drinking wine, she loves win-everyone is in a conversation around her and I said:
"If you were mine, I'd buy you a vinery!" Ofcourse i meant winery and she thought it was lame, but she loved it, and so did everyone else
"If you were a barrel of beer, you'd be the foam on top"
2007-03-05 13:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by Joe Capo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard these ones alot
1. I lost my number can I have yours?
2. Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes
2007-03-05 13:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by The J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was studied out and tired. my friend bartended at this blues bar so i went there to have a beer with her and relax a minute. the bar was really crowded to i had to stand close to a guy to get to the bar to order. he was really drunk and looked at me and said.."I would be honored to eat the corn out of your ****." I laffed and left. figured that the beer would only make me ill at that point! lol
2007-03-05 13:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by igot_terminal_uniqueness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice shoes.
Your baby musta got his daddy's good looks. Cuz his mama's still got hers!
Wanna screw? (While handing the person a metal screw.)
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Nice outfit. It would look even better laying on my bedroom floor.
2007-03-05 13:07:47 · answer #6 · answered by Meg M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Baby.....our love is like diaria,
I just CANT STOP!!!!!
and
can i borrow a quarter to call my mama,
cuz i just met the girl of my dreams
and are you a booger, cuz you'd be the first id pick(gross!!!!!)
2007-03-05 13:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u from tennessee cause your the only TEN I SEE
AND WE ENDED UP DATING then we broke up we r really good friends though
2007-03-05 13:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by jewelzlovesfalloutboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to have sex with u is the lamest one.
2007-03-05 13:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by Jay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow is that ur real hair cuz i really wanna get nair u (near u)
2007-03-05 13:06:38 · answer #10 · answered by 123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋