Let's see, here's a few from me:
Let's split up and look.
Honey, is that you?
Over my dead b...
2007-03-05 04:56:48 · 11 answers · asked by Calvin James Hammer 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10. Let me check upstairs
9. Hello? Is anyone there?
8. Hey baby, what do you say we go to a secluded sight that has a 30 year history of serial killers and make out?
7. That place has been abandoned for years.
6. I am going to go chop some wood with my brand new axe/machette/chainsaw, and leave it out in the open where anyone could find it once I'm finished.
5. Sure I can run faster than a derranged, homicidal, zombie, killer who just walks everywhere he/she/it goes.
4. The monster knows I'm upstairs and there is no way out from here so... I'll just hide in the closet, he/she/it will never find me there.
3. Whoops! There goes another minority.
2. AAARRRGGGHHHH
1. Of course I can run in designer, high heels.
2007-03-05 05:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by AirborneSaint 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is someone, walking behind you.... that creepy song off Final Destination 3?
2007-03-05 13:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by playboybunny031389 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let's go swimming
There's an old house with no lights. Let's go knock.
We're out of gas
Chainsaw starting
2007-03-05 13:00:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't hear any noise.
Hey baby, there is no one out here for miles. No one can see what we are doing?
2007-03-05 12:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by A.Mercer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You didn't put new batteries in this flashlight !?
What are you worried about-- NOTHING is gonna happen with us walking around this haunted house !
2007-03-05 12:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by GratefulDad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear that? What was that? I can take care of myself. I ain't scared.Theres no such thing as monsters.
2007-03-05 12:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG
huh
duh
why are you looking at me like that
where's my head
I'm drunk
where's my panties
where's my bra
ouch, that hurt
gettttt....outtttt
2007-03-05 13:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by Guess Who 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hello? is anybody in here? hellooooo?..... Im gonna get naked and take a shower...
2007-03-05 13:07:40 · answer #8 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i'll go into the basement and see what that noise was".....
2007-03-05 12:59:05 · answer #9 · answered by music junkie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"please don't kill me!"
"I'll be right back,"
A scream.
Hahahahahahaha!(evil laughter)
Cheesy "Psycho" tune when the victim is stabbed.
(Sorry, I can't think of 10).
2007-03-05 13:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋