2007-03-05 04:34:19 · 12 answers · asked by pervertidamente 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do you call 100 nuns in a music store
virgin megastore
happy birthday!
2007-03-05 04:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by pettra 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you need cherrying up, I suggest a glass of comforts - A mixture of Sloe Gin and Cherry Brandy.
2007-03-05 04:48:07 · answer #2 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
2007-03-05 04:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by Samantha C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pervertid's Birthday is today,
Would you like to come and play,
Come on Perv let's be merry,
We would love to pick your Cherry
2007-03-05 04:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cherry? LOL
Put this question on a couple of times, made me feel better!!!
Do Yahoo understand how much MISERY and DISTRESS the violations scheme creates?
2007-03-05 04:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Happy Birthday to you
sqaused tomatoe and stew
happy birthday dear pervy
Happy Birthday to you. bom bom
2007-03-05 04:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato are walking down the road - a truck goes by and squshes baby tomato, papa tomato turns around and says: 'Ketchup'!
Homer Simpson while speaking on Marge Simpson and holding her ring finger: 'You see this ring?! It means she is my property and she belongs to me!!!
Hopefully these are rubbish enough to make you smile
2007-03-05 04:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by Kitty Kat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll cherry you up!
2007-03-05 04:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was mine on saturday and nobody cherried me up
2007-03-05 04:39:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your only as old as the person you feel!!
2007-03-05 04:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋