If he fought for 16 hours straight, that over one per minute
2007-03-05 04:10:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If Pat Robertson can leg-press 2,000 pounds, jubate Samson can take out 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ***.
fifimsp1: Actually, Samson's toppling of the temple happened later, after he'd slain an army with a donkey's jawbone.
2007-03-05 04:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Symbolic interpetation may need to be applied here. For instance I might say "I've told you to clean up your room 1000 times and it is still a mess - get to work son" Maybe the numbers were exaggerated or misinterpeted by overzealous but well intentioned scribes.
2007-03-05 12:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweetheart, read the story. The reason he killed so many was because he pushed the stones out of the columns holding up the building they were all in so when it collapsed, it crushed them all. Says he killed more in his death than the rest of his life combined. And no, I don't believe the story, but get the story straight.
2007-03-05 12:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by fifimsp1 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll believe that before I believe that Neo defeated thousands of Mr. Smiths in 20 minutes.
2007-03-05 12:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by se-ke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe someone used a time machine to send back an AK-47 with buttloads of ammo.
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2007-03-05 12:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I believe he did! It shows two things: 1) How strong he was, and 2) how powerful God is that he used one man to do that.
2007-03-05 12:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by Scully 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds like a viking song boast. in a war, nobodies counting. I guess he killed 'alot' of people isnt as impressive!
2007-03-05 12:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by Geisha VT poser 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like the Christian version of Hercules if you ask me
2007-03-05 12:16:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just wonder how that jawbone stood up to all of that.
2007-03-05 12:14:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he actually did, potentially, while he was wanking.
2007-03-05 12:16:58 · answer #10 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville III 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋