HI every 1.Can any 1 make me laugh.Need pick me up.funny story,joke anything at all.PLEASE............. e

Question

Need a good old belly laugh,funniest for best answer.

LOL.living4ch thats great and sooooo true .i can never understand the language on the phone these days.you get fed up of saying ,what, excuse me,say that again please,eh,mm,brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Answer 1

I'm fishing one day, but not catching anything. I tried every kind of bait and other things. Just before I left in a semi-depressed mood, a big fish came near the shore, raised his head, stuck out his tongue, and squirted me! I threw my fishing pole at him.

I'll try another:

I get an e-mail from my ex-girlfriend. She says that she missed me. She is a poor shot...that's why she still is my ex!

Still another:

Two woman are in Heaven. One asked why you are here. She says she froze to death. Then she asked the other one why she is here. She tells her that she had a massive heart attack. What happened? She tells her that I knew that my husband was cheating on me. I came home early. He was sitting in the chair. I knew that the other woman was somewhere in the house. I searched everywhere, the basement, attic, etc. I was out of breath and had a pain in my chest. The next I knew is that I ended up in Heaven.

The other lady said if you had looked in the freezer first we would both be alive today. Sorry if that's gross!

If you want more (I'm the original funny guy) ask a question: "Robert P 11, where are you?" It will cost you 5 points.

Hope you got a little smile????

Bob

Answer 2

---------- Check from God gets man in trouble -----------

HOBART, Ind. - An Indiana man is facing up to seven years
in prison after police say he tried to cash a $50,000 check
from God. Kevin Russell, 21, allegedly tried to cash a
check signed "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords,
Servant," police told the Northwest Indiana Times. He's
been charged with attempted check fraud, intimidation and
resisting law enforcement, the newspaper said. Police
arrested Russell at the Chase Bank branch in Hobart. Police
told the Northwest Indiana Times the suspect had several
other checks with him, all signed the same way but made out
in different amounts. One check was for $100,000. "I've
heard about God giving out eternal life but this is the
first time I've heard of him giving out cash," Hobart
Police Detective Jeff White told the newspaper.

Answer 3

i hope you like this joke. i received it in my check this week.

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through immigration. The officer said, "Mujibar, you have passes all the test so far. There is only one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the US."
Mujibar replied, "I'm ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink, and green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister officer, I am ready."
"Go ahead." said the officer.
Mujibar answers the question with this: "the telephone goes green, green, green, and i pink it up and say, yellow this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now works at a local hot line help center for the Dell Corporation.


Hope this brings a smile to your face! :-P

Answer 4

a guy walked up to another guy and asked "do you camp"the other guy says "yea" the first guy asks "if you went camping and got drunk and passed out and when you woke up you found your butt covered in lube and u have been raped by another guy would you call the cops?" the second guy said "no" the first guy whispered "what to go camping"

Answer 5

http://www.bebo.com/Blog.jsp?MemberId=3638402043

tis a link to my blog... *look up*
jokes, fun **** ect...
and iff u like MCR there is a REELEE funny My Chem. interview...
u know wot? u evrn iff u dont like em read it cuz its funny

Answer 6

No sorry, I can't be funny on command ...