A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
2007-03-05 02:12:17 · 9 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha thanks
2007-03-05 02:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny but the sad thing is that happened to my husbands grandparents. Oma (his grandparents are German) wouldnt stop mouthing the cop when Opa got pulled over and he finally told her to shut up. It was funny. At least Opa hadnt been drinking THIS time.
2007-03-05 10:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by Ryne's proud mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. Good one. Lol. 10/10.
2007-03-05 10:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is a trueworthy, the guy is not. lol hilarious.
2007-03-05 11:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by Salaama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good. worth a star.
2007-03-05 10:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O S**T. I can't stop laughing.
2007-03-05 10:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha hah ha haaa
2007-03-05 10:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by gee-girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that the truth!!
2007-03-05 10:19:26 · answer #8 · answered by Tim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA, I like that one.
2007-03-05 10:16:27 · answer #9 · answered by Dinosaur Universe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋