What funny things have your kids said or done?

Question

My son when asked the capital of France said "F"
My daughter whan talking about how guys manage to carry their personal stuff about suggested they use a "cheese bag". When I asked what she was talking about she said "well, ladies have ham bags so men can have cheese bags".

Answer 1

Ok, this is a little gross....But about a year ago, when I was in the early stages of potty-training my daughter (who is now 3 1/2), her and I were playing in the yard. She had on those Gerber training underwear (brand sucks, by the way....legs get stretched out really bad). While I was digging with her dinosaur and she had gotten up to dig in another spot with her horsie, I noted a small turd on the ground. I said "Did we have an invisible doggie poop in the yard?" She looked real thoughtfully at the turd, then looked up at the sky. After about 45 seconds, she remarked: "No, mommy, it's bird poop." I shook my head and replied: "But Michelle, that's awful big poop to come out of the birdie's butt....It looks to me like a Michelle poop." She shook her head. "No, I said it's bird poop!" And as she is walking away, all these little turd nuggets were falling out of her pant legs. Even as I was getting her to the bathroom to clean her up and put her on her potty, she still insisted that it was "bird poop"! I know this is gross, and is probably one of those things that are funnier when you see it, but I still laugh myself to tears when I tell that story to family members. Particularly on her insistance that it was "bird poop"!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

We got a package in the mail from my mother for Valentine's day, and we opened it and my 3 year old daughter pulls something out and has this bright eyed expression on her face and says 'This is JUST what I need'

One night we were eating dinner with my dad, and he is losing a bit of hair. We were all talking and one of my 3 year old daughters stops and says 'Grandpa what happened to your hair?' He was not too happy but we all out a laugh out of it!

Answer 4

My son had been doing a lot about the Romans at school and obviously he was really interested in it and would talk about it all the time.I think this got on his little sisters nerves,anyway we was driving down a particular road and he said "Oh the Romans named that road"to which my little girl replied "Did you actually know JUNIOR SEASONS"she meant Julius Ceaser.

Answer 5

When I told my niece I was going to live on an island, she asked how I was going to get there. I explained I was going to ride a ferry. She sighed exasperatedly and said "There's no such thing as fairies, Auntie!"
She also used to be convinced that during a snowstorm, the plow trucks would "salt-and-pepper" the roads.

Answer 6

I took my son to a museum once when he was four when we were walking around the natural history part he said said " oh mummy those animals are so clever at standing still for so long". he didn't realise that they were stuffed. LOL

Answer 7

i was babysitting my sister in laws baby (10 months) n we were moaning n bitching abt my ex n everytime i said 'i cnt believe how hes being' or something like that, Harrison would be sitting there looking intently at me shaking his head as if saying 'i kno, terrible isnt it?' well cute.
and when he farted he looked really surprised!!! so cute...bless


was babysitting a friends 2 yr old the other day when she asked why i'd gotten fat so quickly. when i told her that a baby was growing inside my belly she didn't look to impressed. she started looking in (wots left) of my belly button saying 'elo? ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' n then started crying when she got a kick in reply. i said it was just Lilly being friendly and saying hello but she said that i shuldn't hav eaten a baby seed (she was told if u eat apple seeds a tree will grow inside u...so go figure..) and that Lilly was bullying her n she was going to get her mummy to tell her off!!!

we'll ignore the fact 2 mins later she was sitting next to me feeling Lilly kick n wiggle about! oh..and she wants to have the 'special cuddle' to have a baby too. evn has someone picked out! ooo errr

Answer 8

my son is 3, we were over his grandparents house for Sunday lunch, I'm currently teaching him our names so if when he's older he is ever to get lost he can tell the person our name and not say mummy or daddy, anyway, we were enjoying our dinner and i said whats mummy's real name and he said Louise, i then said whats daddies real name and he replied 'Big Boy' i must say my husband did go a shade of red lol this all stems from his potty training i always say look daddies a big boy for using the loo as are you lol

Answer 9

Aww, that's so cute! We used to write funny things down in a book when our kids said them.

My son told me the baby was melting....she was dribbling! He once asked me to switch the sun on, my daughter said...I still love you even if you are making me be 4!

My daughter told me she'd seen the prettiest car ever full of flowers and it even had flowers on the roof! (It was a hearse!)

Answer 10

I was driving in a very Jewish neighbourhood with my kids, and outside the synagogue there was a big Menorah. My 3 year old pointed it out to my 7 year old and said "look.. candles", at which point, my 7 year old told my 3 year old "No, Elias, we celebrate Christmas, we don't celebrate Harmonica"..

I just died...