The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "My dad taught me."
"Good! Can you tell me what comes after three?"
"Four," answers little Johnny.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a good job. What comes after ten?"
A jack," answered little Johnny.
Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades... somebody is going to get a spanking."
Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
2007-03-05 01:43:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i will not be around for a few days will try to get on if i can and post some more for you but no promises
need to replenise my joke list running out
2007-03-05 01:45:33 · update #1
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-05 03:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome jokes. Keep them coming 10/10
2007-03-05 02:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO @ the spanking..... hehe all 10/10 those are the best little Johnny jokes EVER! he he
we will miss you!
2007-03-05 02:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10! Good ones!
2007-03-05 02:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love little johnny! How the hell did I miss these?
loved them well funny,(it has let me give you a star)??? mad site!
You will be missed 10/10*
Tink xxx
2007-03-05 17:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All funny.Especially #2 Can't wait to pass it on.
2007-03-05 02:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny :)!!!
2007-03-05 02:59:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋