10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
And -- the number ONE reason that God created Eve...
1. When God finished creating Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."
2007-03-05 01:34:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry babe how dare I miss it, really!!
Loved it
10/10 and you`ll have to have this `*` as it said I have reached my star limit?
Tink xx *************************************************** ;)
2007-03-05 17:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. True
2. True
3. True
4. True
5. True
6. True
7. True
8. True
9. True
10. True
2007-03-05 01:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10. True. She showed him the way.
9. True. He would lose his head if it wasn't attached.
8. True. He couldn't dress himself either.
7. True. He would've died without her.
6. True.
5. True. Such a sissy.
4. True.
3. True. It's always the womans fault
2. True.
1. Oh so true!! You need a rough draft before you have the final copy!!!
2007-03-05 03:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by _Chantel_ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God knew that one day Adam would need Eve to show him the way to Cincinnati
2007-03-05 01:44:54 · answer #4 · answered by Micheal A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! THAT'S FUNNY! HA HA!!! Maybe another reason why God made Eve was because "he" was feeling lonely too so he decided to have a woman in the relationship.
2016-03-29 00:46:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha, that's funny. 9/10
2007-03-05 01:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All true! Sad but so true! 10/10! LOL!
2007-03-05 01:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right on! Love your jokes
2007-03-05 02:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darn Skippy....so true, its sad! lmfao! 10/10
2007-03-05 01:40:36 · answer #9 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
Number 1 is a little mean. but all true.
2007-03-05 01:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey lets not go into detail but without the women on this earth there would be no u and me! think of this
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2007-03-05 01:46:00 · answer #11 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋