Should I convert to Christianity, Islam, Buddist, or Judism?

Question

I spend all day and night working on my Kung-Fu. Should I convert to a religion? Which religion allows me to still practice Kung-Fu? Should all my henchmen convert as well? My henchmen include Boomarang Man, The Giant, The Wizard, and Kendo Stick Man as well as a thousand no-names. Can I still kidnap beautiful women if I convert?

Answer 1

For your question- Come to Ortodox Christianity!(Greek, Russia ,are Ortodox in majority)

For your detail I can add first that One cannot buy God , one cannot choose God, because He only One (The Holly Trinity), what if I say:I go to that God that allows me to eat chocolate while I am praying.Actually Jesus Christ is that God , but only if you are ill or having troubles , allows you to pray ..no matter when , where and even eating chocolate ...

So, Ortodox Christianity allows you kung -fu , but remember, that first time churches didn't allow disection and now all of them allow it.

Jesus said if someone hits you, you must turn the other cheek. So you see , Jesus was not a master in kung -fu. He also said not to bother about those who could take your life..(kill you), but to care about God The Father who could send us to hell.So it doesn't matter if you don't know how to defend yourself and get killed , YOU must not kill!-This is important. And if you do kung -fu , you could kill someone by mistake...So give up, Christians 'real kung -fu is fighting the temptations coming from devil.This means having love and reason.You must love everyone, and even if he behaves like a cow , you must turn him in a kind of Jesus Christ..

Answer 2

Shaolin Temple was the source of the first Kung Fu's origin. Patriach Bodhidharma created and taught them to the monks who were physically weak from lack of exercise.

Later the Taoists from Mount Wudang developed a different branch of Kung Fu which utilised meditational techniques to better focus the "QI"

From these two greats, came all the other forms of Kung Fu.

No need to convert, no need for kidnapping even... if you practice your Kung Fu well, you will build a beautiful rock solid body that many women will queue up to get your cellphone number... or your pidgeon hole number (for message sending)

Answer 3

you're not supposed to view religion as this perfect source in every single aspect...we're all human biengs and we all have different opinions, beliefs, faiths and values. So simply, the religion which seems to be representing your ideas, faiths, values, and beliefs the most is the best to convert to. You must also feel comfortable with it.

However, since you are bieng all sarcastic and everything, and since you're obviously an athiest, you probably don't even believe in religion. In that case, you obviously shouldnt convert.

Everyone thinks religion has to be perfect so athiests are so sarcastic about it, but it isnt perfect, its just a source that guides us and helps us spiritualy in a world full of chaos and desires to rule and destroy. ( btw, terrorism is a political issue and not religious. Religion is used as weapon by terrorists.)

The point is, religion is beautiful for your self and spirituality. You have something that keeps you standing at the end of the day, and every religion has its beauty. As long as you dont misinterpret it, portray it wrongly, or abuse and hurt with it, its really not so bad.

By the way, I am a Muslim and I am happy with my religion. I know a lot about it, and hate people who misinterpret it. Its beautiful and peaceful and I love it.

Noone should speak of violence unless they truly are experts in political issues and know the religion they speak of very well ( most dont)

And even though freedom of speech is great, noone should hurt others with words, because we all have different beliefs. We're all humans and yes, Im a Muslim and Im peaceful.

Answer 4

converting to ANY religion is against Kung-Fu!

Here's what you do:

"religion is Spiritual fraud"; "religion is the Worse invention of humanity" - Jesus Christ

Create a private, personal, direct, divine relationship with Our Creator and save your Soul from religion.

Only with Our Creator's Love and Peace will we be Truely Free!

Without God, there is No Love; Without religion, there are No Wars!

Oh Grasshopper! ! !

Answer 5

Hmm, sounds like you should stay with Buddhism, Taoism or Confucianism. Islam, with it's violent tendencies would be they next best fit. The others tend to be against kidnapping, even if it is beautiful women...

Perhaps you should call your local police department, tell them about how, and who you kidnap and ask for their advice? They will be able to help.

Answer 6

faith is the identity of our many societies which evolve as being digital Beings. Humanity is the belief we positioned as suited, yet each and each time somebody stabs its flag upon it, seems Evil has known from the act... i assume you're implying that faith could desire to be erased, yet that must be like doing away with the toys from a newborn who continues to be twiddling with them. might carry approximately a annoyed and neurotic society. Humanity could desire to continuously be saved playful, so it ought to handle Evil with sturdy, that are characteristics of its very own nature of existence.

Answer 7

Buddhism.

Answer 8

i will say different .do practce it more .dissolve in it .it will take u to new dimension in life in spritual ways.if u experiance buddha u experiance everyone in the mode ,jesus,allah,anyone in that dimension.no god will be catylyzer to make u dissolve in it .u dissolve in what u do .u will get the rest.just do,do,do with 100% .dont search partner for ur desires that too not god

Answer 9

dont convert to any religion ur own religion is too good for u

Answer 10

when you are ready for a conversion you will know what is the religion for you