Two Aliens land on earth next to a gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship & look around. The first thing they see that resembles a being is the Gas pump. The two Aliens approach.
The first one says "Earthling, take me to your leader!"
No response.
The first Alien looks at his buddy then addresses the pump again. "Earthling, I said Take me to your leader!"
Still no response.
The first Alien then turns to the second and says "If this Earthling doesn't show me some respect I'm going to blast him!"
The second Alien replies "O.K. but, I'm just going to stand down on the next block."
The first Alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for the other to waddle to the next block. He then addresses pump a third time.
"Earthling take me to your leader!"
Again, no response.
The Alien then pulls out his ray-gun and shoots the pump. After the explosion the Alien gets up, dusts himself off then goes down the block to his buddy.
2007-03-05 01:11:14 · 19 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He then says to the second Alien "If you knew that was going to happen why didn't you warn me?"
The second replies "I didn't know what was going to happen, but I'm not going to mess with anyone who can hang his willy to the ground, wrap it around his body twice and still stick it in his ear!"
2007-03-05 01:11:24 · update #1
great!!!!
2007-03-05 07:27:36 · answer #1 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent little ditty 10/10
An Alien asks Tony Blair to take him to his leader.
Where does he take-him?
2007-03-05 04:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-05 01:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Great Joke! Kudos! 10*.
Thanks for the laughter.
2007-03-05 01:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O this one is for the year book definitely.
2007-03-05 01:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You truly are THE PRINCE of the jokes, Jay, keep 'em coming.
2007-03-05 03:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one even though i heard it before still made me laugh cheers mate 8/10
2007-03-05 18:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie, Close, but no cigar!
2007-03-05 01:41:46 · answer #8 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Ha!Ha! that was a good one, will be smiling for hours with that
2007-03-05 04:25:56 · answer #9 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one
2007-03-05 01:21:36 · answer #10 · answered by carissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take me to your leader was very very funny.
2007-03-05 02:10:34 · answer #11 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋