1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
2007-03-05 01:00:12 · 29 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
26. What’s that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.
2007-03-05 01:00:26 · update #1
hahahahahahahaha. Good one. LOL 10/10.
2007-03-05 01:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know how to put on a catheter
I was a Lesbian before I met you (I just couldn't compete and she must be stupid narrowing her options like that)
Size doesn't matter
I don't do oral (with you)
That was so good(meaning she is thinking of some other interloper)
My husband is a swinger(pucker up)
I bet you don't use it as a rule
Be gentle with me (about all I am capable of, I don't need reminding)
You're the Best (I don't want models nobody else wants)
Are you gay?
Why are all the interesting guys I've done it with impotent(bit close to the bone)
I'll do anything you want
2007-03-05 01:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by neologycycles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still a cracker of a joke 10/10
2007-03-05 03:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh very good, cruel but good!!
10/10 2 ya *
Tink x
2007-03-05 08:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've asked 3,6,7,11,12,14,15,21,23 to hubby.
Have to say I'm STILL happily married after 25 years......so I must be doing 'something' right, eh?
2007-03-05 03:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, 10 out of 10 for trying.
2007-03-05 01:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
31:I would see a doctor if I was you ?
Very good lol
I needed a laugh ta x
2007-03-05 09:29:54 · answer #7 · answered by julie t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they are definitely things you should never say to a bloke unless of course you want to end it.
2007-03-05 02:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, you are not 8".
You photoshopped that picture.
Why does every guy say he is 8"?
2007-03-05 01:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by Laura Palmer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats urm different....
or thats not how your dad does that
or awww you really are the runt of the family
or ... (after the first time) that was amazing... so when are we going to meet your parent/ set the date
2007-03-05 01:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋