This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears thumping coming from his parents bedroom. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I wake up and hear you and Daddy making noises and when I look into your room your bouncing up and down on him." His mother replies with, "Oh,..well... ah...well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that squishes his belly down and makes him thin again.."The boy replies, "Duh, mom, that won't work because the lady next door just comes over every day and blows him back up.
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2007-03-05 00:55:36 · 16 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is sooooooooooooooooo funny lol 10/10 hahahahahah
2007-03-05 00:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 11:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke for A Monday Morning!
Have A Great Week!!!
2007-03-05 01:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by pami41980 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
salima
that was nice
does that happen very often
every day you said?
cheeky husband
i wonder if the original joke was the boy with his father not with mother
you should know why
2007-03-05 01:17:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well in that case , we need to make sure the nasty old lady does not get near Daddy again & blow Daddy ever again.
2007-03-05 01:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's an old one
2007-03-05 00:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh! Naughty, naughty! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-05 01:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great one there! XD haha!
2007-03-05 01:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha that was kinda funny
2007-03-05 00:57:44 · answer #9 · answered by F1reflyfan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dats sooo funny!! thanx4 da joke!!!
2007-03-05 00:59:58 · answer #10 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋