Foot; Foot foot and Foot foot foot were 3 rabbits. There was a drought and so the grass around their burrow was very sparse. The poor souls wer hungry .
Foot had noticed that where farmer Giles was irrigating his crop the grass was lush and green. He spoke to his fellow rabbits
" Lets go down to feed on this grass. I am so hungry and the food looks so good"
Foot foot was hesitant and frightened for the consequence of this action.
" The farmer has a gun and will shoot us. It is too dangerous"
Foot and foot foot foot decided to go alone. Sadly just as they were having their fill, farmer Giles spotted them and shot at them with his gun. Unfortunately foot was killed but foot foot foot made it back to the burrow.
3 days went by, foot foot foot was becoming hungry again so he pleaded with foot foot to return with him to the lush meadow.
Foot foot said
"Have you not learned anything? We have already got one foot in the grave.......!"
2007-03-05 00:09:33 · 11 answers · asked by deepee 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious loved it.
2007-03-05 00:43:54 · answer #1 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they are quite real. And no we make sure the rabbit is dead before cutting off the foot. I raise meat rabbits and I make keychains out of the back feel and necklaces out of the front feet. So it's not like we are being mean to the animals :)
2016-03-29 00:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by Sheila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan! That was terrible. hahaha
2007-03-05 00:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by NEIL B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my!! is that a joke?!? Thats terrible... poor little rabbit...
2007-03-05 00:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg! that was terrible...i hope i never had to read a joke that bad ever again lol
2007-03-05 00:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-05 00:34:00 · answer #6 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOO LONG for a simple answer. Not too funny, but nice try anyways.
2007-03-05 00:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by cooldude 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh my god!!! that's the worst joke ever.
Funny though for some reason
2007-03-05 00:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was quite amusing.
2007-03-05 02:06:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you're happy and you know it club your foot...lmao(jk)
2007-03-05 00:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋