2007-03-05 00:08:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All of them!
L4A I hope you enjoy this joke!
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it everytime he falls asleep.
The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS!!
Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD!!and goes back to sleep.
The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ****!!
2007-03-05 20:59:16 · answer #1 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All have at least 28 days, but if you want to know how many have exactly 28 days its 3/48 (3 out of 4 years- excluding leap years).
2007-03-05 08:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only February, and thats only 3 out of 4 years cos the other one has 29 days
2007-03-05 08:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All of Them and that joke was lame in first grade and it is still lame today
2007-03-05 08:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by <(Duckington)> 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12 months in ONE YEAR.
2007-03-05 08:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by cooldude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only 1 month has 28 days and that is February unless its leap year then its 29 days
2007-03-05 08:12:17 · answer #6 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
All of them lol I've heard this one before
2007-03-05 08:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by xxSUMMERxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One, February on leap year it has 29.
2007-03-05 08:14:17 · answer #8 · answered by rog@home 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
They all do!.....Every month has at least 28 days....
Che Che x.
2007-03-05 08:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Chi Chi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of them
2007-03-05 08:35:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋