Sam wakes up at home with a huge hangover. Forcing him to open his eyes, the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and notices his clothes in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room is all spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He notices a note on the table, "Sweetheart, your breakfast is on the stove. I had to leave early to go shopping. Love you."
So, he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is sitting at the table, eating.
"What happened last night, son?" Sam asks.
His son replies, "Well, you came home after 3:00 AM, very drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and passed out"
Confused, Sam asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean?"
"Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me alone. I'm married!"
2007-03-04 23:12:25 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe....you're good..star...thx for the laughs...L4A
2007-03-04 23:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 05:31:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny 10/10
2007-03-05 00:08:50 · answer #3 · answered by I love when emo boys make out 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10 great ha
2007-03-04 23:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. He scored some points! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-05 01:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. n clever too.
2007-03-04 23:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny
and that guy seems ok
lol
x
2007-03-04 23:41:20 · answer #7 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one, and it makes you feel good too!!!
2007-03-05 01:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-04 23:50:53 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋