Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, so he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
One evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million pounds."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men.
2007-03-04 22:48:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That has got to be the best on here yet.
Keep them coming
You even get a star for that one
2007-03-04 22:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by Smurf 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well the woman in the joke is not smart but a s.l.u.t that will do any thing for money so woman are smarter than men but some woman are just plain s.l.u.t.s
2007-03-05 21:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by cristle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that 10/10, we are smarter than men. lol not really
2007-03-05 00:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have met the mother in law then 10/10
2007-03-04 23:54:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a smart woman!!! Very good.
2007-03-04 23:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke from my girlfriend was brilliant.
2007-03-05 02:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-05 06:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. nice 1 for the day. bye.
2007-03-05 00:50:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now u said it we smarter
2007-03-05 01:02:16 · answer #9 · answered by dd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh yeah
nice one
lol
x
2007-03-04 23:44:35 · answer #10 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋