Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and
they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber,
the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his
friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
2007-03-04 22:17:57 · 21 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny, top un.
2007-03-04 22:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-03-04 22:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10 /10 , I love your jokes
2007-03-04 23:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweat!!
2007-03-04 22:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jockeys are too small to ride.
2015-06-23 19:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-03-04 23:59:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-04 22:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by joe blow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-04 22:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could have wrote funnier joke
2007-03-04 22:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by jaguar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one dude
2007-03-04 22:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by Mahi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋