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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

"We just love the chocolate around them."

2007-03-04 21:57:32 · 17 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

Well that will definitely make you think twice about taking food from people you dont know. Gross, but really funny.

2007-03-04 22:10:41 · answer #1 · answered by ktsz 3 · 0 0

Er oooooh no definitely not a nice thought, but funny as ell.

2007-03-05 08:30:58 · answer #2 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0 0

ohhh yuckkk 9/10

2007-03-05 06:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My Gawd.. pity tht bus driver.. XP

2007-03-05 06:41:50 · answer #4 · answered by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 · 0 0

lol - i jus hope i dont got into another mini bus wiv OAP's

2007-03-05 06:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha

2007-03-05 06:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

star

2007-03-05 07:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i have heard it before
no it's not a nice thought
hahaha though

2007-03-05 07:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0 0

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Ha nice joke dude!!!!
10/10

2007-03-05 06:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 0 0

yuk. That's gross but funny

2007-03-05 06:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by laney 5 · 0 0

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