Aspire to inspire before you expire...
My husband and I had words, but I didn't get to use any of mine...
Frustration is trying to find your glasses WITHOUT your glasses...
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting...
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere...
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question...
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one...
Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
'Night all!
2007-03-04 21:51:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My funeral director's motto
A word for the wise woman
Frustration is trying to find your g spot with oven mitts on
I forgot what you said
The irony of a wife is that by the time they're old, they don't get you going
God never said that she did that
A good elder these days is a hard 35 year old
Every dawning is a morning glory
All night is "all right"
2007-03-04 22:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All Good ones! LOl.
Thanks!
2007-03-05 10:10:19 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You speak the truth..
2007-03-05 05:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Sweet dreams!
2007-03-05 05:55:18 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋