Political Correctness For Kids
Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage restrictive."
Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."
It's not called gossip anymore. It's "transmission of near-factual information."
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."
Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness."
You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor retentive athletic footwear."
You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
2007-03-04 21:49:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and last but not leastYou're not being sent to the principal's office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
2007-03-04 21:50:22 · update #1
You really are quite the clever one! ;)
10/10*
D`ya think this`ll be OK for work :"rationing consciousness."?
I loved these
Tink xx
2007-03-05 10:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're not a window cleaner, you're a transparent environmental barrier enhancer.
2007-03-04 21:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked those, they were funny. have to remember the abundantly verbal one lol
2007-03-04 22:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by carmen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Chris, you must know my daughter. Thank you, you've cheered me up no end, I laughed my head off.
2007-03-04 22:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny.
2007-03-04 22:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-03-04 22:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg haha! It's great!
Im'na use them at school =]
2007-03-05 06:37:41 · answer #7 · answered by Nic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats quite funny and true
2007-03-05 00:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-03-04 22:30:14 · answer #9 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were very good and funny.
2007-03-05 02:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋