Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: How likely is it that my husband will be there to help me as my pregnancy progresses?
A: You can completely trust him to be there at the time of cxncxption.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sxx?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).
2007-03-04 21:16:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epxdural?
A: Right after concxption.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alxmxny" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, prxgnancy.
Q: Does pregnancy cause hxmorrhoxds?
A: Pregnancy causes everything anything you want to blame it for.
Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A: It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A: When you see teeth marks.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's dixper very quickly.
2007-03-04 21:18:42 · update #1
I'm actually 3 months pregnant with my 1st child and i find this pretty funny.
2007-03-04 21:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, a lot of these were really funny! I didn't read all of them because I didn't feel like it, but the ones I did read were really good.
2007-03-04 21:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by Wendy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!!!!!11
2007-03-04 21:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those pregancy jokes were brilliant and very funny.
2007-03-05 01:54:00 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still very funny!
2007-03-04 21:20:28 · answer #5 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not heard these before but very good - and oh so true!
2007-03-04 21:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, pmsl.
10/10*
Tink x
2007-03-05 07:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... quite funny
2007-03-05 01:17:57 · answer #8 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some of those are really funny
x
2007-03-05 00:39:02 · answer #9 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! These were really funny! Thanks for even more laughs!
2007-03-04 21:25:39 · answer #10 · answered by krt_325 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋