The Initiation
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest tells them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sxx for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sx for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Father."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest.
The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sxx for the two weeks?"
The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yep we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest.
The priest then went to the newly-wed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sxx for two weeks?"
2007-03-04 21:11:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"No Pastor, we were not able to go without sxx for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly.
"What happened?" inquired the priest .
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it" said the young man. "When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lxst and fxxk her right there."
You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church?" asked the priest.
"We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome back at the Supermarket either"
2007-03-04 21:13:03 · update #1
Excellent! I havn`t laughed that much in ages!!
100/10 great compilation today!
Oh and your * well deserved!
Tink x
2007-03-05 07:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real Good! Made me Laff.
2007-03-04 21:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by ScreamBloodyMurder 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha yes thats funny cheers me dears xxxx
2007-03-05 12:47:19 · answer #3 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you might be a little bias but they were funny.
2007-03-05 01:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
very funny
2007-03-04 21:32:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL..... thats funny...hahaha
2007-03-05 01:21:28 · answer #6 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! really good
2007-03-04 21:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by mikebblue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thot it was dumb until i pictured it hapening in real life..
then i laughed
2007-03-04 21:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by dante s 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good
2007-03-04 21:55:40 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol like it ;)
2007-03-04 21:14:49 · answer #10 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋