Not a Gentleman
Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother's says, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "you shouldn't ask that" and then sends him to his room.
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out. The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now."
"You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sxx!"
Professionals
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a tiny bikini strolled passed.
The woman looked at the doctor, smiled, and said in a sxxy voice, "Hi there handsome. How you're doing?" before wiggling her backside and walking off.
2007-03-04 21:07:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Who was that?" demanded the doctor's wife.
"Errr... Just a woman I met professionally," replied the doctor.
"Oh yeah?!" snarled his wife, "Whose profession? Yours or hxrs?"
2007-03-04 21:07:22 · update #1
Yet another peach! lol.
10/10*
Tink x
2007-03-05 06:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are really great 10/10 still laughing
2007-03-05 05:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep 'em coming A1, 10 / 10, lol
2007-03-05 05:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
you ahve some really good ones
x
2007-03-05 08:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... I really love your jokes
10/10
2007-03-05 09:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha..made me laugh!
2007-03-05 05:11:50 · answer #6 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-05 05:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were really great.
2007-03-05 09:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny!
2007-03-05 08:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by georgiapeach4lyfe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋