Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
2007-03-04 21:01:12 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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The nerve!!
10/10 * good 1.
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2007-03-05 08:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on now surely after a real lot of ale you must have wanted to feel the girls I think thats what they meant Only joking.
2007-03-04 21:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that one 10/10.
2007-03-05 01:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! Does drinking whiskey make women act like men? you know "like" don't think they've gained weight, won't talk, have no emotions, think they can drive, thinks with wrong head, argues over everything, and doesn't even know they are wrong?
2007-03-04 22:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
of course drinking beer takes a man away fro his mascuklinity but it does not make him feminine.
Alcohol is a great tool for helping people escape from their true feelings,so therefore you never hear the real person ,onlçy the alcohol.
This is not because of the presence of feamale hormones,which does not exist in alcohol.
2007-03-04 21:09:29 · answer #5 · answered by meditation and mango juice 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Heard it before but raised a smile.
2007-03-04 21:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by Tom S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA ... Love it. Funniest one I've heard in a long time.
2007-03-05 00:35:42 · answer #7 · answered by SilverSurfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true that 10/10
2007-03-05 03:48:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read this joke via email at least 100 times. But thanks for another laugh!
2007-03-04 21:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by Leeza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats offensive
but
lol
2007-03-05 13:21:33 · answer #10 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋