13 Children
A man was in the hospital recovering from an operation when a nun walked into his room.
She was there to cheer up the sick and lame. They start talking, and she asks about his life. He talks about his wife and their 13 children.
"My, my," says the nun, "13 children. A good and proper Catholic family. God is very proud of you."
"I'm sorry, Sister," he says, "I am not Catholic, I'm Baptist."
"Baptist?" she replies. "You sxx maniac!"
What is Sxx?
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sxx?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees."
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
2007-03-04 21:00:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then her father asked her, "Why did you decide to ask about this now?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
2007-03-04 21:00:56 · update #1
looks like you post it when it's still morning in your place but It's 10:27 pm here in my country and Im about to sleep so I guess, Its a really nice joke to put me to sleep...
hehehehe.... really funny :D
LOVE your jokes!!!
2007-03-05 01:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-04 21:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Still crying!!!
FAF Really excellent 1`s
10/10* Lmfao!!
Tink xx
2007-03-05 06:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..funny...especially on a Monday morning!
2007-03-04 21:10:27 · answer #4 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny hehehe
2007-03-04 21:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by Bojana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number four joke was very funny.
2007-03-05 01:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 06:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by coratello 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-04 21:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TELL ME FROM WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS JOKES? ITS REALLY FUNNY!
2007-03-04 23:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by ENIGMA VS MYTH 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
hahahaha
♥
2007-03-05 00:46:05 · answer #10 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋