GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.
2007-03-04 20:46:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic!! So very true, I`m crying here!
I really Loved these ones!!!
10/10 to ya an` a *
Superb, definitely Prince material!
Tink x
2007-03-05 06:34:49 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i like it so true! i've done the sneezing wen having your hair cut. Not good!
2007-03-05 04:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good! You are on a roll!
2007-03-05 05:20:21 · answer #3 · answered by krt_325 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have pondered over these and I have decided that they are funny.
2007-03-05 09:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. never had those experiences but can imagine.
2007-03-05 04:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by JAMI E 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one's Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Hot today hey.!!!
2007-03-05 04:52:21 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-05 05:58:34 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but could be funnyer . keep going
2007-03-05 04:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by TEBOE7 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
haha
2007-03-05 08:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are these all ur experiences ?
2007-03-05 04:51:37 · answer #10 · answered by sura 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋