This poem was written by an african child Wnen i born i black When i grow up i black when i go in the sun i black when i scared i black when i sick i black and when i die i black But you white fella when you born ypu pink when you grow up you white when you go in sun you red when you cold you blue when you sick you green and when you die you grey and you callin me colourd """
knock knock ?
who,s there?
luke?
luke who?
luke through the key hole and you,ll see
knock knock?
who,s there?
lettuce?
lettuce who?
lettuce in and you,ll find out
I found a dirty old lamp last week. When I tried to clean it, a genie appeared instantaneously, and granted me 3 wishes. My first mistake was to exclaim: 'Well, bxgger me!'
2007-03-04 20:35:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it! "Well bugger me!" first mistake!!! LOL
10/10 *
Tink x
2007-03-05 03:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked the knock-knock jokes and the old lamp, the first one was on here last week, but still funny reading it again, keep em coming.
2007-03-05 04:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The genie one's half decent, but as for the rest - thththththththththth.
2007-03-05 06:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one's Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-03-05 04:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes your first ones of the day were quite funny.
2007-03-05 09:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are some bad knock knock joke
but the rest are ok
x
2007-03-05 08:51:18 · answer #6 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
top of the morn.....that managed to but a smile on my face for a second or two....knock knock.whos ther? philis. philis who..............philis a glass of water an il tell ya?
2007-03-05 04:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one chris!!!
Nice jokes for your first this day!! Keep it up!!
2007-03-05 09:33:10 · answer #8 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Those are a good start!
2007-03-05 05:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by krt_325 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-05 04:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by johnc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋