A wild turkey walks into a bar, the bartender asks: "What are you?" The wild turkey replies: " I am a wild turkey." The bartender replies: "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The wild turkey asks: "You have a drink named Kevin?!"
2007-03-04 19:56:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Simple, not too bad, 8/10
2007-03-04 19:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that before the wild turkey reaches the bartender, it would have been slaughtered by the cook to be ready for the customers !!!
2007-03-05 03:59:59 · answer #2 · answered by cabridog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's another one
A white horse goes into a bar and orders a drink
The bartender says, We have a Whiskey named after you.
The horse replies, what Eric.
2007-03-05 04:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-03-05 03:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by Malice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cute little joke. Thank you.
2007-03-05 04:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by danaluana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-03-05 04:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by johnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-03-05 03:59:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋