2007-03-04 19:21:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You have only one option: join a fartness protection program. Get a new name. Move to a different state. Leave all of your belongings behind.
And DON'T for the love of Mike answer the phone!
2007-03-04 19:26:06 · answer #1 · answered by pasdeberet 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Were You Sitting on a Pay-Toilet at the Time ? If so, there You Sit , all Broken Hearted, Paid the Price, and only Farted ! <>L<>O<>L<> !
2007-03-04 19:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by gvaporcarb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quick catch it in a bottle. Phone farts are really rare. Sell it on eBay and retire.
2007-03-04 19:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, be glad it was just a fart and you didn't s**t your pants!
Apologize or make a joke regarding it and get on with your life. Don't sweat it and don't take yourself so seriously.
2007-03-04 19:29:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it is heard in the other line and aware that you farted just say this " Can you do that"!!!!
2007-03-04 19:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by ad_sessionrd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat farts when he's startled.
Are you a cat? Cats shouldn't be answering phones.
2007-03-04 19:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by Allo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude, i have to say it's funny.
Just apologize, that's the best apologetic thing you can do. You didnt do it on purpose though.
2007-03-04 19:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by williams 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
answer the phone and act like it was someone else
2007-03-04 19:26:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get an air freshener
2007-03-04 19:29:01 · answer #9 · answered by gadgetki 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
advertise it on yahoo.
anyway click on the question below.
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2007-03-04 19:24:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋