You have only one option: join a fartness protection program. Get a new name. Move to a different state. Leave all of your belongings behind.
And DON'T for the love of Mike answer the phone!
2007-03-04 19:26:06
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answer #1
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answered by pasdeberet 4
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Were You Sitting on a Pay-Toilet at the Time ? If so, there You Sit , all Broken Hearted, Paid the Price, and only Farted ! <>L<>O<>L<> !
2007-03-04 19:28:50
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answer #2
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answered by gvaporcarb 6
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Quick catch it in a bottle. Phone farts are really rare. Sell it on eBay and retire.
2007-03-04 19:26:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Hey, be glad it was just a fart and you didn't s**t your pants!
Apologize or make a joke regarding it and get on with your life. Don't sweat it and don't take yourself so seriously.
2007-03-04 19:29:51
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answered by ? 2
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If it is heard in the other line and aware that you farted just say this " Can you do that"!!!!
2007-03-04 19:29:06
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answered by ad_sessionrd 2
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My cat farts when he's startled.
Are you a cat? Cats shouldn't be answering phones.
2007-03-04 19:30:28
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answered by Allo 4
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Dude, i have to say it's funny.
Just apologize, that's the best apologetic thing you can do. You didnt do it on purpose though.
2007-03-04 19:24:12
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answered by williams 3
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answer the phone and act like it was someone else
2007-03-04 19:26:57
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answered by Anonymous
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get an air freshener
2007-03-04 19:29:01
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answered by gadgetki 3
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advertise it on yahoo.
anyway click on the question below.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai4wTW7l5iRAndD_hif_K6rsy6IX?qid=20070304194740AAQd0oY
2007-03-04 19:24:48
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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