holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both of my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 87 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
2007-03-04 19:13:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious 10/10
2007-03-04 21:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie.
2007-03-05 03:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by bejay 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was thinking old is gold
but you made me to think otherwise.thanks
2007-03-05 04:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by sura 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it when i was like 5...thx again for the laughs...lmao!(jk)
2007-03-05 03:18:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh man what a sick one lol
2007-03-05 03:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-05 03:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
x
2007-03-05 08:52:15 · answer #7 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!
2007-03-05 03:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that made me smile..:)
2007-03-05 03:17:03 · answer #9 · answered by warrior is a child 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋